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This shirt is a masterpiece, capturing the dedication of Imperial Stormtroopers as they restore order to our chaotic galaxy. It’s perfectly normal to gaze at this shirt and feel a measure of pride (or disgust, if you’re a rebel) but be warned: despite its patriotic appeal, the “Never Forget” shirt is NOT a valid visual aid for any history term paper. Granted, we know you think the capture of Kashyyyk was a pivotal moment in time, but your teacher is probably going to expect you to mention something about Gettysburg instead. Likewise, you won’t earn any points discussing the merits of clone troopers vs. battle droids. I’m sorry, man… but school is war, and war is hell.

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This shirt is a masterpiece, capturing the dedication of Imperial Stormtroopers as they restore order to our chaotic galaxy. It’s perfectly normal to gaze at this shirt and feel a measure of pride (or disgust, if you’re a rebel) but be warned: despite its patriotic appeal, the “Never Forget” shirt is NOT a valid visual aid for any history term paper. Granted, we know you think the capture of Kashyyyk was a pivotal moment in time, but your teacher is probably going to expect you to mention something about Gettysburg instead. Likewise, you won’t earn any points discussing the merits of clone troopers vs. battle droids. I’m sorry, man… but school is war, and war is hell.

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This shirt is a masterpiece, capturing the dedication of Imperial Stormtroopers as they restore order to our chaotic galaxy. It’s perfectly normal to gaze at this shirt and feel a measure of pride (or disgust, if you’re a rebel) but be warned: despite its patriotic appeal, the “Never Forget” shirt is NOT a valid visual aid for any history term paper. Granted, we know you think the capture of Kashyyyk was a pivotal moment in time, but your teacher is probably going to expect you to mention something about Gettysburg instead. Likewise, you won’t earn any points discussing the merits of clone troopers vs. battle droids. I’m sorry, man… but school is war, and war is hell.

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This shirt is a masterpiece, capturing the dedication of Imperial Stormtroopers as they restore order to our chaotic galaxy. It’s perfectly normal to gaze at this shirt and feel a measure of pride (or disgust, if you’re a rebel) but be warned: despite its patriotic appeal, the “Never Forget” shirt is NOT a valid visual aid for any history term paper. Granted, we know you think the capture of Kashyyyk was a pivotal moment in time, but your teacher is probably going to expect you to mention something about Gettysburg instead. Likewise, you won’t earn any points discussing the merits of clone troopers vs. battle droids. I’m sorry, man… but school is war, and war is hell.

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A soldier’s pension just isn’t what it used to be. The government doesn’t pay much, especially when you spent your entire military career overthrowing said government. So what’s a Mon Calamari to do? Take up a side gig catching ghosts!

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A soldier’s pension just isn’t what it used to be. The government doesn’t pay much, especially when you spent your entire military career overthrowing said government. So what’s a Mon Calamari to do? Take up a side gig catching ghosts!

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What is “The Power of DeLancie”? Is it found in a noncorporeal being that torments starships? Is it a curse that destroys stages at science fiction conventions? Is it the secret ingredient in a cleaning product sold through infomercials? Is it a super power you can call upon when Eternia is in great peril? Whatever it is, The Power of DeLancie is able to make this shirt glow in the dark— and that’s just a sample of its might!

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What is “The Power of DeLancie”? Is it found in a noncorporeal being that torments starships? Is it a curse that destroys stages at science fiction conventions? Is it the secret ingredient in a cleaning product sold through infomercials? Is it a super power you can call upon when Eternia is in great peril? Whatever it is, The Power of DeLancie is able to make this shirt glow in the dark— and that’s just a sample of its might!

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